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PuppetDate: Thursday, 08/05/2014, 21:57:47 | Message # 1
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These are 2 riddles to sweet you up for some more i'll be giving you guys. Hopefully in the announcement section. Some time next week (i hope.).

Send your answer to me by pm. This way nobody will spoil the answers!

1. A man goes skydiving and forgets to put on his parachute. How did this man end up at his funeral?

The next one is one for dutch/ belgium people.

2. Een man komt bij een bruggetje en leest een bord voor de brug, waarop staat dat er maar 1 persoon tegelijk over de brug kan gaan. Anders stort deze in. Maar toen deze man zorgvuldig ala enige over de brug ging, stortte deze alsnog in! Waarom gebeurde dit?



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StonedDate: Friday, 09/05/2014, 04:03:28 | Message # 2
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Im too stoned for things like that xD


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JeeTzDate: Friday, 09/05/2014, 23:12:36 | Message # 3
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Lol I got no clue biggrin


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HB-OrangeDate: Saturday, 10/05/2014, 12:05:52 | Message # 4
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Here is my story :-) 

3 men went on a beer or two. After a couple of ones it was time to call it a day so they called the waitress to pay the bill. She said it costs 25€. Then they decided, cuz you cant split 25 in 3 equal parts, that all of them should give 10€. They do so. And again same dillema, waitress cant devide a 5er in 3 parts, so they all agree that the waitress gives each of them 1€ back, and the other 2 she can keep for a tip. Done deal, they went home.
After a while they started to discuss about the payment and theyh came to an conclusion. If each of us payed 10€ and got 1€ back, that means everyone payed 9, that equals 27€. The waitress got 2€. That summs up to 29€. Where the fuck is 1€?! :-) :-) 

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GuevaraoldDate: Saturday, 10/05/2014, 12:58:55 | Message # 5
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That one of Marko is a great one, and without totally revealing the clue; despite the fact that that last sum seems logic, there is a bias within it.

And about Puppets.... I have no clue ;p. Yet I googled the dutch one.... Puppet ;p



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PuppetDate: Saturday, 10/05/2014, 14:25:56 | Message # 6
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iPaulDate: Saturday, 10/05/2014, 15:14:28 | Message # 7
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Got some similar brain pain as Marko.

Girl wants to buy a dress, it costs 97e. She loans 50e from mom and 50e from dad. She buys the dress and has 3e left. And she starts to pay back to mom 1e and 1e to dad and 1e left for her. So now she needs to pay back 49e to mom and 49 to dad, and girl has left 1e. But 49+49=98 and girl has that 1e left so 98+1=99 But we are still missing 1e WTF ?? biggrin

Read this a few times to understand it, but it has zero logic, I have shown this one to atleast 10friends and no one understands where that 1e disappears biggrin



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HB-OrangeDate: Saturday, 10/05/2014, 20:23:17 | Message # 8
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Yea, same principle.


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PuppetDate: Sunday, 11/05/2014, 00:14:07 | Message # 9
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Send your suggestions to me by pm biggrin


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