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Lunaa i need you to do me a favor
SherclockDate: Sunday, 19/05/2013, 15:01:48 | Message # 1
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Would you be kind enough to sit on my lap? yes
I promise you that only thing that rises is weights. beam biggrin
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LunaaDate: Sunday, 19/05/2013, 15:08:47 | Message # 2
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Quote (Sherclock)
I promise you that only thing that rises is weights.

Don't promise something that you're not sure to hold biggrin



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TwisterxzDate: Sunday, 19/05/2013, 15:31:52 | Message # 3
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hahahaha luna, good one smile


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PleiadesDate: Sunday, 19/05/2013, 16:15:46 | Message # 4
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But if that woman weighs 250 kg you die. Science. biggrin


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LunaaDate: Sunday, 19/05/2013, 16:27:54 | Message # 5
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woman weighs 250 kg

I don't, don't be afraid !



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JeeTzDate: Sunday, 19/05/2013, 17:14:03 | Message # 6
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lol, right anwser Luna!


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Sherclock: "im socially awkward pinguin"
Dime: "atleast I get huge satisfaction from abusing jeup"
3AHED: "download speed 1 kb/sec.. dman no porns tonight"
Rag3: "maybe you noobs dont know that i know that you think i dont know you can see me recording"
Peace: "You'll pay an aircraft carrier for doing a fishing..."

#IA|Tomasz: you titty suckin' two balled bitch with a fat green lip
#IA|Tomasz: are you here?

#IA|GreenFire: i cant be with grilfriends
#IA|GreenFire: i like more to.. u know
 
SherclockDate: Sunday, 19/05/2013, 20:04:52 | Message # 7
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Don't promise something that you're not sure to hold

Yea maybe you are right tho im quite sure i could hold that promise biggrin
And yea thats why i asked luna do me a favor and not you plei, she doesnt weight close to 250kg unlike you. <3 biggrin



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PleiadesDate: Monday, 20/05/2013, 00:42:10 | Message # 8
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Bitch pleaseeeee, the girls in the gym love me biggrin


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WaRRioRDate: Monday, 20/05/2013, 10:30:14 | Message # 9
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you mean twist love you?


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"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again, expecting... shit to change.

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Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"

 
TwisterxzDate: Monday, 20/05/2013, 11:29:21 | Message # 10
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maybe wink


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WaRRioRDate: Monday, 20/05/2013, 18:10:51 | Message # 11
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:P


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"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again, expecting... shit to change.

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Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"

 
SherclockDate: Monday, 20/05/2013, 23:15:42 | Message # 12
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Bitch pleaseeeee, the girls in the gym love me

Your dreams are not counted in for this, we are talking bout real life.

I just got checked today by a lady! wink I was going to my friend and he lives in block of flats and when i ordered elevator down there was this ~60yo lady coming out of it and she said "well well good day young man". She was definitely checking me out cause she turned watching me after she passed me. biggrin
Suck on that!



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JeeTzDate: Monday, 20/05/2013, 23:32:49 | Message # 13
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I would definitely ask her out for a barnight


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Sherclock: "im socially awkward pinguin"
Dime: "atleast I get huge satisfaction from abusing jeup"
3AHED: "download speed 1 kb/sec.. dman no porns tonight"
Rag3: "maybe you noobs dont know that i know that you think i dont know you can see me recording"
Peace: "You'll pay an aircraft carrier for doing a fishing..."

#IA|Tomasz: you titty suckin' two balled bitch with a fat green lip
#IA|Tomasz: are you here?

#IA|GreenFire: i cant be with grilfriends
#IA|GreenFire: i like more to.. u know
 
SherclockDate: Monday, 20/05/2013, 23:40:13 | Message # 14
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I don't know man, I'm bit picky. Grey hair and approximately 80kg's is just something I can't take.


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JeeTzDate: Tuesday, 21/05/2013, 00:25:21 | Message # 15
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you are young, just give it a shot!


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Sherclock: "im socially awkward pinguin"
Dime: "atleast I get huge satisfaction from abusing jeup"
3AHED: "download speed 1 kb/sec.. dman no porns tonight"
Rag3: "maybe you noobs dont know that i know that you think i dont know you can see me recording"
Peace: "You'll pay an aircraft carrier for doing a fishing..."

#IA|Tomasz: you titty suckin' two balled bitch with a fat green lip
#IA|Tomasz: are you here?

#IA|GreenFire: i cant be with grilfriends
#IA|GreenFire: i like more to.. u know
 
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