Huh? Me? An officer? Why, thank you! *shakes with emotions but controls himself* What? A speach you want?! Well ok... *takes out a few pages of paper* Ehem ehem... *looks at terrified faces of gathered listeners* Ahh, to hell with this! *throws the papers away* I just wanted to say: Thank you! I will not let you down! All drinks on me! *cheers and hollers accompanied them to the bar*
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Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.